A generous heap of gen’tal disease can come from a life of licentia But not from a dog or a cat, it may seem But rather the girlfriend absentia From dancing chicks doing their best to arouse For an inept drunk bound and determined Straps assist man to finish the job despite grandma’s amorous...
Sitting will kill you. Enough said. Read this. So you go to a gas station, you pump your gas. Where is the meter that gauges how much gas actually goes into your tank? I believe it is not in the pump handle but somewhere closer to the gauge…wouldn’t you think? So when you pump...
So unless you have been under a rock or are extremely apathetic, Ashton is the new Charlie Harper. I think. Somehow. I do not know how Chuck Lorre is going to introduce Ashton into Two and a half Men, ‘except that it will be funny’, he quoted. Will the show be as good? I...
If you remember the Terminator movies, Skynet went live at 4/19/2011 at 2011 hours. So Judgment day was 4/21/2011. But this didn’t happen. I guess we are good till December 2012…good. I still have some old bills to pay off so I can go to heaven. So I was reading up on the whole...
So we had a close call, didn’t we? With the government almost shutting down and all? It’s just insane what we are going through in this country. On another note but somehow the same related insanity topic, I just read that the characters from Jersey Shore are about to get a HUGE payraise. Allegedly...
As of the First of April, Penelope Cruz has a Star on the Hollywood Boulevard’s Walk of Fame. Penelope has been one of my fave actresses for a long time. She will be aside Johnny Depp in the newest Pirates of the Caribbean movie which will be out in May. Penelope’s beauty has graced...
