poems

Limerick of loquacious ludicrity….

08/24/2011
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Limerick of loquacious ludicrity….

A way to make popcorn more sexy it seems Is to pair them by gender and snap It’s not really dirty to view I’m sure Compare to some other strange haps Daily, costumes and puppets are sewn to resemble the human pudenda And sometimes the miracles brought on by birth include a nether mammilla...

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A Poem of Preposterous Proportions

06/05/2011
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A Poem of Preposterous Proportions

A generous heap of gen’tal disease can come from a life of licentia But not from a dog or a cat, it may seem But rather the girlfriend absentia From dancing chicks doing their best to arouse For an inept drunk bound and determined Straps assist man to finish the job despite grandma’s amorous...

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